Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize