I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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