Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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