he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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