so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?