The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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