Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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