I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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