so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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