eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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