she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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