Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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