im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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