And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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