We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
