Say something about gay babies.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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