It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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