there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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