So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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