He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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