is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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