Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
They have beer where we have blood.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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