can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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