you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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