can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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