Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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