Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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