Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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