i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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