are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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