Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
