There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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