And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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