i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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