I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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