Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
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He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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