NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Holy sore nipples Batman
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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