I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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