True but thats because hes a fetus.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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