Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
there is puke in my bra ... again
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