Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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