Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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