Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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