he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
i need some magic done to my vagina
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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