Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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