with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
COCAINE IS GR8
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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