I am puke
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
did i just pee glitter
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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