Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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