Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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