Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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