Define "chronic" masturbator.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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