Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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