So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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