He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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