doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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